how to memorize, the green way

/random /green /nevermind, really /skip this

We are down to our penultimate unit, Neuroanatomy. As the word implies, it's about the nervous system but we'd rather call it the nervous breakdown. It's just too complicated that we're always hoping for a miracle every time we have an exam, written or practical. I can't seem to fully understand a chapter even after reading it twice.

But understand or not, we have to memorize the names, details, and pathways of the nerves and impulses and whatnot, else we fail. And I find it amusing that almost all of the mnemonics we have are well... green.

CRANIAL NERVES I - XII:
     Olfactory, Optic, Occulomotor, Trochlear, Trigeminal, Abducens, Facial, Acoustic, Glossopharyngeal, Vagus, Accessory, Hypoglossal

Mnemonics:
Oh, Oh, Oh, To Touch And Feel A Girl's V, Ahh Heaven!

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FUNCTIONAL COMPONENT:
Sensory Sensory Motor Motor Both Motor Both Sensory Both Both Motor Motor

Mnemonics:
Some Say Money Matters But My Brother Says Big Boobs Matter Most

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OPENINGS:
Cribriform plate, Optic canal, Superior Orbital fissure, Foramen Rotundum, Foramen Ovale, Superior Orbital Fissure, Internal acoustic meatus, Jugular foramen, Hypoglossal canal

Mnemonics:
Can Over Sex Relieve Our Inner Jealous Hearts?


Actually, there are some which are wholesome but we tend to remember easily the sexy green ones.

Maybe if you cut through our heads, aside from finding those structures in the photos below, our heads will be oozing with green whatever fluid. We are aliens, you can say that.

The human brain. 
Yeah, we get so immune to it that we hold it with our bare hands. We watched our technician saw right through our cadaver's head. o.O

The brainstem.
We had a tragic practical exam with this weird looking thing today.

So I thank you, Friday, for coming over, albeit not on a fast forward pace. I'll have to rest my very own brain over the weekend by hopefully going somewhere really cool <-- this I have to plan where to.
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